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After Math: Let's get nasty

Get down with your objectively worst self.

Jonathan Ernst / Reuters

It's been quite the week for everything going to hell in a handbasket. This vicious election cycle is seriously stressing out half of Americans. Videogame voice actors are on strike, the cops are growing their facial recognition databases of US citizens, Twitter hired and fired a manager after discovering evidence of his past asshattery. And worst of all, it looks like we're going to have a Cubs-Indians World Series, which can only be explained as a sign of the imminent apocalypse. Numbers, because how else will we measure how far we've fallen?