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Samsung at CES 2017: Everything you need to know

Something something smoke.

Samsung's grand CES media conference was actually pretty short -- particularly for an electronics giant that makes so many different things. Samsung execs took to their stage to note the "challenging" year the company has had. Indeed, there's a good reason there were no phones on display this year. (You can probably expect something this spring.)

So no exploding phones?

Like I said. However, It didn't stop commenters on the company's livestream from tearing into Samsung for the entire press event.

So what did Samsung have for CES?

A stylish Chromebook Pro, some incredible-looking 4K QLED TVs and a very interesting "no-gap wall mount."

If you find wall mounts interesting, anyway.

Well, sure. Oh and a ridiculous washer-dryer that combines two washers with -- wait for it -- two dryers.

How filthy does Samsung think we are?

Well, the secondary dryer is passive, stationary one that's ideal for drying your plushies and pillows. So there's that.

Hot take: No phones, but more big beautiful 4K TVs.

Don't say: Wait, didn't a Samsung washing machine explode last year? Why would you want two?

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