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Dead or Alive Paradise coming to PSP, sans fighting (and volleyball)
Do you love the Dead or Alive franchise? Do you wish Tecmo would just get rid of all that pesky fighting and volleyball gameplay and give fans what they really want out of the franchise: quality alone time with the DoA girls? Thankfully, Tecmo has answered that call. Seriously. The latest issue of Famitsu reveals a new Dead or Alive game for PSP called Dead or Alive Paradise. However, this isn't a new game in Tecmo's franchise. In fact, it's barely a game at all. The Examiner notes that this is a port of a mobile game, one which lets you play mini games with the girls, as you continue to purchase skimpier and skimpier outfits for them. Classy. Paradise is scheduled for a Spring 2010 release in Japan and, thankfully, it's a single-player only experience. We'd hate to think what kind of terrible multiplayer modes Tecmo would imagine for a game like this.
Play with a 14 year old girl in Simple 2500
Damn whoever reported the mostly innocent video of asian girls posing with the PSP as "inappropriate." It looks like we'll have to find love somewhere else... maybe yet another ecchi Japanese PSP video game? Sure thing! (These kinds of games are a bit TOO easy to find in Japan...) Simple 2500 promises the simple pleasures of life: shogi, limbo, shopping, golf... and girls. Really, really young girls too. You get to play with your choice of three girls: Riho, Yutaka and Haruka. Yutaka (pictured) has some curves... and is only 14 years old! JAIL BAIT!!! For more pictures of the girls playing their simple games, head over to Famitsu. [Via QJ]
