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You are what you tattoo
On the less horrific end of the video game crime tie-in spectrum, this one has a pwned n00b quality to it.The Canadian Mounties have apprehended the nefarious mastermind criminal Shylo Kujawski of Vancouver after a sixteen month... oh, who are we kidding? The kid got nabbed because he had a tattoo that said "grand theft auto" on his back. That's not a crime, although it should be, but guess what he does professionally? Using the tattoo to identify Kujawski as a convicted auto thief -- because apparently the kid doesn't wear shirts -- the Mounties set a trap to lure Kujawski into stealing a specific car. He obliged the officer's trap and tried to steal that car, promptly getting himself arrested. Ok, so he got pwned, but what about the n00b part? Kujawski thwarted his own attempt to steal the car by enabling the steering wheel lock on the vehicle.Tommy Vercetti he is not.[Thanks Nalgae]
