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Mario: Goodbye cruel world
Just before Nintendo can make the next Super Mario Paper Sunshine Basketball Strikers II, Mario has decided to take matters into his own hands. Wired blog GameLife was able to capture the lifeless plumber as he dangled from rafters then later decided to go the plastic bag route. It's been reported Luigi is close to ending things himself. And, really, let's not even get into how the Princess is feeling. On the lighter side of things, Bowser has never been happier to get that mustached annoyance out of his life.[via 4cr]
