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  • You got The Quilt of Power!

    by 
    Chris Greenhough
    Chris Greenhough
    01.10.2008

    Look, it's all well and good stomping off to rescue princesses and reassemble golden triangular relics, but at least remember that it's a cold, unforgiving world out there, and you'll need something warm to wrap around yourself at some point. As the only other Zelda quilt we've posted about was never put up for sale, this one should do the trick, even if it is ... $475?! We advise chopping grass to raise the required funds.Take a closer look at this work of art after the break.

  • Lon Lon Milk refills hearts of brave adventurers

    by 
    Chris Greenhough
    Chris Greenhough
    10.24.2007

    If you've had a nasty run-in with an Octorok recently, or got in a scrape with a Stalfos, then there's only one thing for it, dear reader: you need Lon Lon Milk, and you need it fast.And right now, your nearest vendor is none other than Etsy user tiffanybell, whose Lon Lon Milk Bottle charms come packed with heart-filling, nutritious* Lon Lon Milk.Yours for a paltry 20 Rupees three bucks.* Probably.