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Japanese hardware sales, 21 August - 27 August: crazy-religious edition [Update 1]
Hear me now, o' brother and sisters! I want you to rise, come on, rise on up with me now! Today is a very special day, very special indeed! Can you feel it in the air, in your bodies and souls? Ladies and gentlemen, I see the Lite! I see it ascending, outlasting all others, filling you with sheer joy, come on now people, let me hear you now...amen, amen! Now, it's tough to resist the others sometimes, I know. But take a look at this! - DS Lite: 163,274 88,779 (119.17%) - PSP: 29,945 11,590 (27.90%) - PS2: 21,829 5,004 (18.65%) - GBA SP: 2,719 1,104 (28.88%) - Game Boy Micro: 1,819 447 (19.73%) - Xbox 360: 1,197 296 (19.83%) - Gamecube: 837 85 (9.22%) - DS Phat: 410 302 (42.42%) - GBA: 14 6 (30.00%) - Xbox: 12 5 (71.43%) It's so clear...the others are falling, faltering, but the one true king is still on high, still atop his mighty throne! Angels sing and hallelujah, I see the Lite! Amen![Update 1: Slightly altered the headline, to completely remove any direct references to any specific faith or faiths among our readers. Still, this is meant to be solely for entertainment purposes, so please don't read into it.]
