Bloomberg Terminal

No, you'll probably never get to use or even see the Bloomberg Terminal, winner of a silver Industrial Design Excellence Award, but we know you wish you could.  The platform is only available to Bloomberg Professional network subscribers, who pay untold thousands of dollars a month to lease the display and keyboard (which has a mic for talking to your posse), and more importantly, the software it's bundled with (from what we understand, you supply the PC). Can you believe these things are wasted on graphs and charts for starch collared stock-stiffs when we could be using them for blogging? Yet another reason we're in the wrong business.