Sidekick II PV-100

It might be a month or more before you can get your plebian mitts on the new Sidekick 2, but T-Mobile is making sure that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan get theirs now—and that they be seen using the new handheld in public. They just held a big celebrity-laden invitation-only launch party in Los Angeles and gave away a few hundred of them to the likes of Lenny Kravitz, Owen Wilson, Elisha Cuthbert, and a whole bunch of less famous "youth influencers". Next up: to get the Sidekick 2 some cameos in hip hop videos, just like the first one did.

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