RCA 40GB LYRA

Ok, first things first. Yes, it's not as nice or as small or as stylish or sexy as the iPod and probably really won't impress anyone (especially the ladies) when you pull it out of your pocket. But RCA's new 40GB Lyra MP3 player has one not insignificant edge over Apple's iconic white lust object: its rock-bottom price. This thing sells for a mere 184 bucks, or less than half of what you'd drop on a 40GB iPod. GideonTech has the review.

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