Not sure whether appearing on Celebrity Fit Camp (a show we've watched more episodes of than we'd care to admit) is part of Biz Markie's master comeback plan or not, but anyone who knows will tell you that you haven't really arrived until you've been turned into a talking clock radio. The Biz Markie Clock will set you back 65 bucks, and has samples (cleared samples!) of the Biz saying "Turn the party out," "You caught the vapors," "As long as you know", and "Introduce myself". What, no "You say he's just a friend"?!