Please don't make us get the Bratz lipstick MP3 player
If this is at the top of any gift lists you've been handed, all we can say is, we're sorry, man, really. The Bratz Lipstick MP3 Player is exactly what its name implies, and we're not even going to waste your time with the specs, which are pretty anemic, considering this thing goes for about $80 at outfits like Toys R Us. And, just in case you have to know, no, it doesn't have real lipstick; the USB plug is hidden beneath the pseudo-lipstick cap. Who knows — maybe that's enough to convince the kid that she doesn't really need this. Nah, probably not.
