Laughable Rumor: Nintendo to rename console again?
It looks like all of you who hate the name Wii are getting your wish. Nintendo's latest console rename has been confirmed by none other than Reggie himself. That's right folks, the Nintendo Wii will now be called the Nintendo Super Hyper Entertainment System Omega G-Force Spectra Unlimited Turbo, or NSHESOGSUT for short. With the NSHESOGSUT name, Nintendo is hoping to show the gamer that their newest console means business not only from an innovation standpoint, but from a "blow you away with an ultra eXtreme name that makes Mountain Dew look like prune juice" perspective also.
While your dad is busy getting to know his brain's age, your new NSHESOGSUT will be laying some fresh grinds and busting big air while riding the back of a shark, which is in turn riding the back of a grizzly bear. The NSHESOGSUT means business and backs down from no challenge. Why, in Nintendo's first commercial, leaked to The Fanboy mere moments ago, we see the console take on an alligator, wielding a knife, in one fatal roundhouse kick that sends both reptile, and sharp stabbing object, crashing to the ground with lethal force. Now that's tough!
[Via Evil Avatar]
