Grundig's X5000 "6 megapixel" cameraphone

You didn't think you'd get away from 3GSM without some chinsey-looking random handset oddities, did you? Not even some chinsies with crazy "six megapixel" interpolated 3 megapixel cameras with 4x zoom and MiniSD slots, like the X5000 by Grundig (who claim to be German, but we hear the straight skinny on these guys is that Grendel, Run DMC, and Danzig are all part-owners of the company). Except that it's actually a Xcute DV2 -- or who-knows-what that Xcute rebadged. Next!