HoaxDevices.com for all your, uh, hoax devices
It's getting a little crazy out there these days, so it's good thing we have HoaxDevices.com to help us keep track of all those rogue gadgets which may or may not be bringing a major US city to its knees sometime soon. Highlights in their catalogue include those remarkably effective Mooninites (fresh off of a recent triumph in Boston), the Banana Phone ("beneath it's harmless exterior lies something far more Evil. Yes, with a capital 'E.'"), the Robot Assassin ("Once near its target it will engage its Nuclearator"), and the Proton Distortion Device ("Oh sure, I know what you're thinking- it *looks* like an ordinary stack of blank CDs"). Hold on, they're not taking orders for this stuff?
