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Watch Master Chief suck at Halo 3

Richard Mitchell

Reviews Content Director

Updated Mon, Jun 4, 2007, 9:30 AM

What better way to start off your Monday (here in the Western Hemisphere anyway) than with a hilarious YouTube video? No better way, that's what! The fact that it presents a startlingly accurate portrait of Halo on Xbox Live is just a bonus. We present to you Master Chief Sucks at Halo. If any of you have ever played a significant amount of Halo online, then many parts of this video are likely to strike a familiar chord. Without spoiling anything, we suggest you go ahead and watch. (Warning: NSFW. lololololololllololollolol.)

[Via Joystiq. Thanks, Jayman007]

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