Now, as has been said before, we're manly men. The type of manly men who could defeat a bear in a bar fight and taught Hulk Hogan all of his moves. Still, we feel just a tiny bit jealous of the women who could possibly be wearing this across their shoulder. There's even a cool little hidden compartment allowing one to hide money (or the pictured lighter). It might not be all too practical or worth the $56.00 USD its highest bidder is willing to pay for it at the time of this post, but we tip our hat to its maker nonetheless.