Sega recently announced a new title for the Nintendo DS with a painful name: Touch Darts. The game features cartoon-style visuals and several gameplay modes, including single player competitions and tournaments, multiplayer options, and the inevitable mini-game collection. Touch Darts (which appears to feature Richard Nixon, if the screenshot to the right is accurate) will be released this summer to masochists around the country.

Let's hope Sega doesn't continue the bar-room-theme with their next game, Take This Cue Stick and Shove it Up Your Ass.

This article was originally published on Joystiq.

Fate goes big-head chibi