While you may lobby that nothing's sweeter than an
automated waffle maker, Chris Dimino just might counter that. This
design guru has apparently concocted a retro inspired, and ever-so-slightly altered kitchen appliance that cooks waffle that are a bit wider and more familiar than usual. This piece of cookware sports an integrated stand for holding four jars of syrup, and the iron itself presses a nifty keyboard each and every time --
caps lock key and all. Of course, we don't expect retailers to start stocking these things anytime soon, but if you're serious about your
words waffles-per-minute, we're sure Chris could make arrangements.