Talking about the execrable Renegade last week put us in a Technos kind of mood. It's not really fair to Technos or to you to focus only on their one terrible NES game. Let's cleanse our palates together with a good Kunio game.
River City Ransom EX is a Game Boy Advance remake of the NES River City Ransom, which is significantly improved in almost every respect-- except boxart, unfortunately.
Why the game hasn't been announced for Virtual Console yet:
Nintendo knows that if they allowed River City Ransom EX to be sold on the Virtual Console, there would no longer be any need for any more games. Except maybe waggly minigames, we suppose. We obviously love old games, but there are times when it's a tough choice between playing River City Ransom and playing a non-RCR game. Oh, also there aren't any games for handheld systems on the Virtual Console.
River City Ransom EX is a faithful remake of the NES original, with some important additions. Most importantly, there are a ton of new special moves. Along with the classic Dragon Kick, Stone Hands, Acro Circus, etc., new, crazy powers can be purchased or earned, including things like Nitro Port, which allows you to teleport directly into the nearest enemy's face with a deadly surprise punch, and Narcishoes, which allow you to jump infinitely. You can equip up to twelve of these abilities at a time, allowing you to totally customize your fighting arsenal.
We almost feel like bypassing the Virtual Console theme of our column here to just tell you to buy the GBA game. However, we wouldn't want you setting sail on the pirate-filled eBay sea for a Game Boy game. You're likely to, uh ... okay, we can't think of a nautical metaphor for it. You're likely to get a counterfeit cartridge.
- Key specs
- Game format Optical disc, Downloadable
- Online features Multiplayer, Voice chat, Store, Browser
- Drive capacity 512 MB
- Controller type Wired, Wireless
- Motion controls Accelerometer, Camera / optical
- Video outputs Component, RCA / composite, S-Video
- Weight 2.65 lb
- Released 2006-11-19