Rumor: Complete list of GTA IV achievements leaked

We know that there are those of you who would rather remain in the dark about the pseudo-spoiler-laden list of supposed achievements for Grand Theft Auto IV that has been circulating message boards and gaming news sites as of late, so we'll considerately throw it behind the jump and avoid discussing any major bombshells which the list may or may not reveal.

But that would make for a boring news post, so let's just say this -- we love the edginess in Rockstar's seminal crime series, but we think the "Gettin' Too Old For This S***" achievement, which rewards 50G for shooting a cop who's just two days from retirement, may stir up an amount of controversy that even Rockstar's razor-sharp legal team isn't ready to deal with.

(Warning: Those who wish to enter Liberty City blissfully unaware of the events that will unfold during the game should NOT continue reading. You've been warned.)
  • Pool Shark 10G
    Beat a friend at pool.
  • King of QUB3D 15G
    Beat the High Score in QUB3D
  • Finish Him 15G
    Complete 10 melee counters in 4 minutes
  • Genetically Superior 25G
    Come first in 20 singleplayer street races.
  • Wheelie Rider 30G
    Do a wheelie lasting at least 500 feet on a motorbike.
  • Gobble Gobble 10G
    Score 3 strikes in a row, a turkey, in 10-pin bowling.
  • Driving Mr. Bellic 10G
    Unlock the special ability of taxi.
  • Rolled Over 30G
    Do 5 car rolls in a row from one crash.
  • Walk Free 50G
    Lose a 4 star wanted rating by outrunning the cops.
  • Courier Service 10G
    Complete all 10 package delivery jobs.
  • Retail Therapy 10G
    Unlock the special ability of buying guns from a friend.
  • Chain Reaction 20G
    You must blow up 10 vehicles in 10 seconds.
  • One Man Army 40G
    Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level.
  • Lowest Point 5G
    Complete mission "Roman's Sorrow".
  • Over Fulfilled 10G
    Complete all 10 Exotic Export orders.
  • Manhunt 15G
    Complete the most wanted side missions from the police computer.
  • Cleaned the Mean Streets 20G
    Capture 20 criminals through the police computer.
  • Fed The Fish 5G
    Complete the mission "Uncle Vlad".
  • It'll Cost Ya 5G
    Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another.
  • Sightseer 5G
    Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City.
  • Warm Coffee 5G
    Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house.
  • That's How We Roll! 10G
    Unlock the special ability of helicopter.
  • Half Million 55G
    Reach a balance of $500,000.
  • Impossible Trinity 10G
    Complete mission "Museum Piece".
  • Full Exploration 20G
    Unlock all the islands.
  • You Got The Message 20G
    Deliver all 30 cars ordered through text message.
  • Dare Devil 30G
    Complete 100% of the unique stunt jumps.
  • Assassin's Greed 20G
    Complete all 9 assassin missions.
  • Endangered Species 50G
    Collect every hidden package in the game.
  • Under the Radar 40G
    Fly underneath the main bridges in the game that cross water with a helicopter.
  • Dial B For Bomb 10G
    Unlock the special ability of phoning for a bomb to be placed.
  • Gracefully Taken 10G
    Complete mission "I'll Take Her".
  • Liberty City (5) 20G
    After meeting all possible friends, the ones left alive all like you above 90%.
  • No More Strangers 5G
    Meet all random characters.
  • That Special Someone 10G
    Complete mission "That Special Someone".
  • You Won! 60G
    Complete the final mission.
  • Liberty City Minute 30G
    Complete the story missions in less than 30 hours.
  • Key To The City 100G
    Achieve 100% in "Game progress" statistic.
  • Teamplayer 10G
    Kill 5 players who are not in your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game.
  • Cut Your Teeth 5G
    Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer
  • Join The Midnight Club 10G
    Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much and with damaged enabled.
  • Fly The Co-op 15G
    Beat our time in ranked versions of "Deal Breaker", "Hangman's NOOSE" and "Bomb da Base II".
  • Take It For The Team 10G
    Be on the winning team in all ranked multiplayer team games.
  • Top Of The Food Chain 10G
    Kill 20 players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch.
  • Top The Midnight Club 20G
    Come first in 20 different ranked standard multiplayer races.
  • Wanted 20G
    Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer.
  • Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic 30G
    Win all ranked multiplayer variations, all races and "Cops 'n Crooks", as both sides.
  • Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie 10G
    Kill a Rockstar developer in a ranked multiplayer match.

This article was originally published on Joystiq.