Every Tuesday you used to think "T" for Turpster and you took the "a" in "day", capitalized it, removed the little bit in the middle, turned it upside down and you got a "V". When you put the two together you had TV for TurpsterVision -- the best Internet video podcast on Massively! (Never mind that business about it being canceled by Massively...)

Good day brave adventures! I use the term "Good" in the loosest sense possible, for today is far from it. Today sees the single brightest flame on the interwebs extinguished. Unfortunately due to an on going libel suit from the makers of RuneScape I am unable to comment further, though I have managed to negotiate a time to express my thanks to you all and ask you to read on after the break to read how I truly feel about the situation.

You bought that, didn't you.

Of course I am not being taken off the air, that would be stupid! (Though I think I might be getting fired for doing an April Fools....) Today, as you may or may not know, is exclusive news day and TurpsterVision is no exception! I have been sitting on this news for far too many weeks, and it is just such a relief to show you guys what exciting stuff is going on behind the scenes at TV HQ!

Apologies to all about the state of the lighting in the video, it is the unfortunate by-product of spending too much money on MMOs and not having enough left over to pay my power bill!

This article was originally published on Massively.
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