Nintendo stocks rise, execs get jewel-encrusted unicorn bonuses

Or, in the case of the fellow to the right, the Tony Montana bathtub.

For those of you who've been keeping track of the business situation with Nintendo, then you've already got your party hat on and have made several copies of your butt with the Xerox machine. Nintendo's stocks are on the rise. In fact, they're at a five-month high.

What's behind this rise? Well, The Telegraph is reporting that it's due to those of us here in the United States, because we've been buying up Wiis and Nintendo products like it's going out of style. So, if you've bought a Wii or Nintendo game recently, pat yourself on the back. You're helping Nintendo prosper.


This article was originally published on Joystiq.