Shouting vase muffles outbursts, doubles as flower holder
We genuinely hope you don't have a need for this thing, but after standing in one of the many iPhone lines for hours on end, only to hear Apple tell you to come back in the morning and try again, we can certainly see how it would come in handy. Best we can tell, the shouting vase is just a sophisticated (or not) muffling utensil, which enables tempestuous individuals to unleash incredible roars that no one will be forced to endure. Still, at €51 ($80), this thing better produce thoughtful alternatives to our maddening rants for it to be even close to worthwhile.
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how much??? Please...
Read the article. Please.
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I think his comment was in response to the fact that they want $80 for a glorified flower pot....... not out of anxiousness about knowing how much this thing costs.... $8 is too much for it, forget 80
It's a Japanese product. By today's exchange rate, the original price is $47.10 (4980 yen)
The product is pretty funny, on the very bottom image it says, "To relieve stress. Bitch about your work. Dealing with in-laws?"
Those Asians sure have interesting ideas as to what constitutes pornography...
That's not even funny, yet people liked it! What the pig?!
i thought it was funny, and relevant. That guy is topless, lookin like he is shovin that "gadget" as far down his pipe as he can.
Looks like a pot I would consider shitting in.
Would you play $80 for it?
http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/catalog/shouting-vase-holds-your-anger-p-293.html?a_aid=7aaad3d9
"the perfect gift for the loud one in your life."
For $80 I can sound my rants off on a Cell Phone; even better, I'll save $80 and keep ranting on Engadget for free.
You don't live up to your name.
I DO NOW!
win.
reminds me of when I used to scream into coke bottles as a kid
You must have a really tiny mouth.
Big laugh for Coral.
I don't need that, sure I have an angry dome.
I nearly choked on a jelly bean as soon as those images came up on my screen. Oh man...
Terra Cotta Blastinator!
I thought it was an ad for some kind of chinese gatorade, look at that guy, looks like he's drinking. EXTREME!
except with japanese symbols
Serenity now!
obligatory "old news" comment...
because you couldnt get women even on the internet?
i would get one if the instructions weren't in japanese
step 1. open mouth
damn.. I got distracted. where were we?
hypothetically speaking, if i bought one of these would someone translate the instructions into english for me?
put it up to your mouth and yell
How I would have loved to photograph the ads for this thing. This seems like the greatest product photo shoot ever.
I didn't like you because of your comments, but then your username just made me feel bad for you...
So for just USD 80 it converts everything I shouts into lowercase?
Nope, it converts everything you shout to card suits, unless you are the guy in the second photo, and try to eat it.
actually I have a beautiful fiancé :)
Unfortunatly she doesn't read this tech stuff so I won't get kudoo's for calling her beautiful :(
I'll sale you a throw pillow that'll do the same thing. $10 for the first 1000 callers. And if you don't feel better afterwards, you could use it to suffocate whomever pissed you off.
Woman- 私の代わりにサンドイッチ!
Man- 娼婦ほっといてくれよ!
lol... not the best translation (i used google translate)
"I want a sandwich."
"Leave me alone prostitute."
Wow.
Fortunately she doesn't read this tech stuff, so you won't get heck for saying you love iPhone pornography!
Except from me.
HECK!
Woman- 私の代わりにサンドイッチ!
Man- 娼婦ほっといてくれよ!
lol... not the best translation (i used google translate)
it beats begging her for phone sex when were apart haha :D
http://onlylol.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/baseball-fail-mike.jpg
Caveat is it works only on Asian people. Western version costs more, but you get the chance to try it right at the shop, so any swearing about the price is taken care of before buying.
No.. the difference is, you scream into it in English, and it comes out as whispered Japanese..
fail.
WTF is the deal with naked dude? o_O
Personally I don't see the problem with a pillow for my yelling duties.
so why would i pay for something i could do at home, ie: scream into a cup
We now have visual proof that most of the @#$^ that women shout are actually just farts.
hilarious...
I really don't care if people hear me yell. Sometimes I yell at the person that pissed me off. I'm glad everyone on here is comasionate enough to spend $80 buying this thing, just to stiffle an emotion that for for like 5000 years no one has nad a need for such a piece of junk.
Wow, for people who know they shouldn't be yelling, can't help it and need relief. What has the world come to.
you put it on your kids when you beat em
YOU M***** ****** *** ** * *****
You'd pay more for a (higher end) Trumpet/Trombone mute. This would be good for singers who want to be curious to their neighbors.
Yes, indeed. You would seem curious to your neighbors if you sang into one of these in view of them.
Or did you mean courteous? Oh well, that too, I guess...
What was the thought process behind this post?
This is funny lets post this and we'll just add some random stuff about the iPhone to make it seem relevant.
Welcome to the world of humor and light-hearted frivolity. Feel free to join in!
NO U
What kind of douche would buy this thing? At the very least this should be a practical joke gift at Spencers but for no more than $10
im gonna go slap somebody
Those crazy orientals come up with crazy products.
.........
honestly what is it with the japanese? isnt the point of screaming or cursing to be heard? who wants to almost pop a blood vein in your neck to get it all out and to then waste all that energy to have it go into a flower pot suctioned to your face? how undignified. no thank you.
on a side note it looks like the girl has burped into the flower pot and her 'gas cloud' is being expelled from the back. gross.
absolute trash.
wonder if I could use it for almost silent recording of vocals late at night, by fitting a mic capsule insice, the mic would get full sound but the neighbor upstairs just a whisper
i wonder how it will do with the reflections of the inside
i also immediately tougt of using it as a speaker silencer, putting a 2 inch hi watage speaker inside and blasting my amp to 11
guy on right says "WHERES MY SHIRT!!!"