It's me! SOCOM Confrontation! Did you miss me? I know I've been gone for a while, playing with Americans. But, I thought you wouldn't mind. I'll finally visit you on these dates: 13th March (UK), 18th March (EU) and 19th March (PSN).
I know you're totally eager to see me, so I hope to see you soon. Wait, hello? Where are you going?
[Thanks, Jeremy S.!]