Jill Stuart's Sweet Limited Package PSP makes its own innuendos, coming in March

¥21,000 ($232), Japan, March 4. All of the foregoing should be irrelevant information because we're absolutely, positively, definitely sure you're not going to actually buy one. Right? Look, even if you genuinely don't object to Blossom Pink as your color scheme, and if you quite rightly find yourself attracted by the handy soft pouch for ensconcing your new PSP-3000 in, don't you care about what other people might think? And that's entirely aside from the generic and lazy expectation that women will buy anything so long as it bears a hue from the pink portion of the spectrum. Either way, this bundle of corporate greed and malevolence is coming in about a month's time, if you're weird enough to care.

Jill Stuart Limited Edition PSP-3000

[Digiboi Posted Feb 2nd 2010 8:56AM]

Don't PSPs skew female already? I think this makes as much sense as a Darth Vadar or Kratos LE

[Ducman69 Posted Feb 2nd 2010 8:59AM]

March 4th is my birthday.

[presstini64 Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:46AM]

@Ducman69 That's nice - it's my mums on the 5th and my daughters on the 7th, but neither of them are getting one of these...

[YpoCaramel Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:01AM]

I call Hermes PSP for Train Man next.

[YpoCaramel Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:03AM]

Eh? When did I become unverified? That's wierd.

[sejohannsenearthlinknet Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:07AM]

'coming in about a month's time'?? The marketing guys hadn't heard of Valentine's Day?

[Cynical Hippie Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:07AM]

Why not make this available on Feb 14th?

[randysmolly Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:11AM]

I must be one of the weird ones because I totally want this, but I agree with everyone else. Um, Valentine's day???

[JaysFreaky Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:13AM]

Totally read this as Jon Stewart's PSP package. haha

[42 Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:15AM]

Who's Jill Stewart?

[presstini64 Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:51AM]

@(Unverified) Check this out www.jillstuart.com/ but if you can't be bothered to read it the bottom line is that she's apparently some US bird who sells designer shit to hopeless punters

[Ghen Posted Feb 2nd 2010 10:26AM]

@presstini64

That's what I expected, but I wanted someone hot I could google image search

*tear*

[ch3burashka Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:20AM]

The PSP is selling great.

The PSP-Go isn't.

Since the release of the PSP-Go, there have been 0 Go bundles (correct?). There have been about 5 or 6 PSP-3000 bundles.

WTF is up at the PSP department at Sony?

[Dafrety Posted Feb 2nd 2010 10:09AM]

@nicholiservia
*Facepalm* Just what exactly would you have done with that second analog stick then? Certainly none of the games out would have used it, and there aern't any PSP Go exclusives, that would be a death sentence. The PSP go isn't the second PSP. It's another revision. Wait until the PSP2 for the second analog.

[Aubrey Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:26AM]

"Sweet limited package" - That's what she said.

[dand Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:34AM]

Whoa, that's a lot of pink...

[KGB Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:38AM]

I WANT IT NOW!!

[Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:41AM]

Comical....I would think about getting this for my wife if released in the US....but she barely plays her DS now unless she is tired of The Sims 3

[borland502 Posted Feb 2nd 2010 10:06AM]

@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

You too? I just got my wife a pink laptop to play her Sims 2. She refuses to move on from Sims 2 though: Something about too much free will for the little bastards.

Pink: More women like their electronics in that shade than one would care to admit. Partly, it's a means of keeping me from using it though sheer force of emasculation.

[Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi Posted Feb 2nd 2010 10:22AM]

@borland502 laptop huh? thats a good idea....My wife is using my GAMING RIG to play Sims 3 because it doesn't look at good on the other PCs in the house....

[Bratan Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:49AM]

@Coufu
Yeah me too. It looks like a box of tampons :)

[NFreak Posted Feb 2nd 2010 9:56AM]

I take this bundle as confirmation that even Sony sees the PSP Go as a failure...

[ChrisEngr Posted Feb 2nd 2010 10:00AM]

@Coufu Same here

[snowycoke Posted Feb 2nd 2010 10:20AM]

@whormongr [phone]

[admlshake Posted Feb 2nd 2010 10:30AM]

And this will, in its short run, probably dwarf the sales of the PSPgo

[mrswitzerland Posted Feb 2nd 2010 10:52AM]

Looks like it also comes with a PSP purse.

[Brian J Posted Feb 2nd 2010 11:08AM]

Appealing to women. Yer doin' it wrong.

[Saja Posted Feb 2nd 2010 11:15AM]

that totally looked liked a kleenex box.