We get so
jealous of the professional oval-navigators in the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing
-- their rides get all the sweet paint jobs. What, you think our Toyota Matrix wouldn't look sweet decked out in Home Depot stickers, with a large, arbitrary number plastered on our driver's side door? That's automotive bigotry.
Speaking of, GameStop-sponsored
NASCAR racer Joey Logano's latest whip was revealed
during yesterday's Sprint Cup practice races: The Big Daddy-branded car seen above. That's actually a pretty great strategy -- can you imagine being one of the other drivers on the track, and seeing a massive drillmonster
approaching from behind?