All right, we didn't think there would be anything that could distract us from the release of Castlevania: Rondo of Blood -- but here we are, on the day of its European release, with pretty much all our focus elsewhere. And no, the object of our gaze isn't Muscle March, as amusing as that is.

It's ... Flashlight for DSiWare. It's ... a flashlight. You pay 200 DSi Points for something that displays a solid color on your screens. We kind of knew it would arrive someday, since there are a million of these on the iPhone, but still. A flashlight.
  • Castlevania: Rondo of Blood (Turbografx CD-ROM, 1 player, 900 Wii Points)
  • Milon's Secret Castle (NES, 1 player, 600 Wii Points)
  • Muscle March (WiiWare, 1-4 players, 500 Wii Points)
  • Car Jack Streets (DSiWare, 1 player, 800 DSi Points)
  • Flashlight (DSiWare, 1 player, 200 DSi Points)
  • Flips: The Enchanted Wood (DSiWare, 1 player, 500 DSi Points)
  • Libera Wing (DSiWare, 1 player, 800 DSi Points)
  • Photo Dojo (DSiWare, 1-2 players, 200 DSi Points)

This article was originally published on Joystiq.

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