Super Talent's CKB USB key is more key, less USB

Cute, right? Super Talent's latest USB key most certainly lives up to its name, with the metallic CKB being offered in a pair of hues (nickel and black) and in a handful of capacities (2/4/8/16/32GB). They'll only hum along at USB 2.0 speeds, but they're said to be water resistant and warrantied for life. Mum's the word on pricing, but c'mon, you know you're buying eight regardless -- one for each door of your digital mansion.