Now, I know what you're thinking (because it's the same thing I'm thinking): how in the heck is he going to play Age of Conan, report on community and customer service, bring us the news, and do justice to the CMA title of everyone's choosing? Honestly I don't know, but I'm betting it will involve truck loads of caffeinated beverages.
So what'll it be, dear readers? WAAAGHing it up in Warhammer? Running for our lives as Deathwing singes our back hair? Fretting over interfaces and leves in Final Fantasy XIV? Dodging Darkfall's PvP fanatics? These are but a few of our options this week. Anyway, before I end up with a preamble that's as over-the-top as a side of chilled monkey brains, flip past the cut to get to the polls and pick our next great adventure.
Also, make sure you cast your vote prior to 11:59 pm Eastern on Tuesday, November 9th.
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Join Jef as he morphs from a ranty writer into a grindy action hero in a Choose My Adventure directed by you, the Massively readers! Add Jef in-game to play along, or simply follow the column every Wednesday for a recap of the week's mischief. When six weeks are up, we'll spin the wheel of fate and do it all again.