Japanese hardware sales, April 18 - April 24: Compensation edition
Sony's recently announced "Welcome Back" incentive program seems to be drawing some mixed reactions out of the PSN users its attempting to pacify. For some, the promise of a free month of PlayStation Plus and an on-the-house piece of "content" is enough to smooth over the wrinkles this kerfuffle has caused. Others, however, require a bit more pot-sweetening in order to forgive and/or forget.
We've managed to come up with a surefire list of compensations Sony can afford to these jilted users to ease their frustration:
Cause the upcoming system update to make a box of adorable puppies come out of the user's television. Aww, who could be mad now?
Allow each PSN user to just run through the PlayStation Store, grabbing everything they want for free for exactly one minute, Supermarket Sweep style.
Just give each user like, $20. Like we've always said: A Jackson makes the problems go away.
Do the puppy box idea and the $20 idea. That's what we like to call synergy, folks.
Make the PSN freer? (We're still workshopping this one.)
- PSP: 49,162 [UP] 25,316 (106.16%)
- 3DS: 23,038 [DOWN] 5,214 (18.46%)
- PS3: 19,033 [DOWN] 3,232 (14.52%)
- Wii: 7,866 [DOWN] 256 (3.15%)
- DSi LL: 7,064 [DOWN] 660 (8.54%)
- DSi: 6,214 [DOWN] 595 (8.74%)
- Xbox 360: 1,891 [DOWN] 7 (0.37%)
- PS2: 1,163 [DOWN] 98 (7.77%)
- DS Lite: 283 [DOWN] 140 (33.10%)
- PSP Go: 265 [UP] 58 (28.02%)
Read: The apologetic archives
