In The Burning Crusade, there was a definitive experience that bound all players together. No, not a raid, not PVP, not a quest. Both Horde and Alliance would come together in the solid knowledge that The Fruit Vendor was an incredibly patient woman.

See, back when we all hung out in Shattrath, we could hear Cro Threadstrong screaming at the fruit vendor all day, every day. Blizzard kept adding additional lines during patches, and the whole thing became a mild obsession among players.

Wowcrendor turned the entire scene into this machinima. If you're new to the game, rest assured ... this is an accurate portrayal of the script. This is what happened in Shattrath, right down to Cro calling Granny Smith a "he." Great job, Wowcrendor!
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