Minecraft Vans Slip-Ons crafted by KyozoKicks, which is a good start, but in our opinion your feet still don't seem Minecraft-y enough. Look at your ankles! We can see them and everything. It's like you're not even trying. Nope, this simply will not do, especially when Swedish "sock powerhouse" Happy Socks has three different pairs of official Minecraft socks available for the low, low price of fifty whole damn dollars. Sometimes, we think you want to disappoint us.