It's OK, boy. Just smile for the nice tourist's photo and then keep the guard distracted while I plan our escape. I don't know -- do a dance, fake having a heart attack, anything! Just keep him looking away from the warrant board. With luck, we'll be in Kalimdor before the guards ever realize that they let the famed crime duo Tendo and the Red Ravager slip from their grasp. (Thanks to Tendo
of Cenarius for the screenshot!)
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