"I just don't get it, Alfred. These test results show significant signs of save file corruption, Achievement problems, and all sorts of issues with Crossfire/SLI configuration and 32-bit memory in the PC version of the game. I've never seen anything like this before!"

"Surely it can wait until you take a break, sir? I've just made some tea, and I've noticed a hole in your cape that needs patching as well."

"Alfred, there's just no time! Wait? Did you say 'patch'? That's it! We'll send out a patch on Steam, available right now. That will fix all of these issues and more!"

"Very well, sir. The tea will go cold, I gather."

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