Domestication is a double-edged sword. Sure,you get food, shelter, and a purpose in life besides "How many adventurers can kill me today?" But you lose some things, too. Your freedom. Your natural diet -- moldy bread and rotten fruit that's been in your owner's bag for six months isn't quite as good as wild fish and sparkling river water. And most of all, your dignity. Terrorpene
is a majestic ancient fire turtle, man! Show some respect! He deserves a better master than an intoxicated dwarf in a ridiculous Darkmoon Faire hat. Start behaving with a little class, or watch your back at night. (Thank to submitter Tomas for the screenshot!)
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