Cellphones aren't allowed, or you got yours taken away, and don't even talk about Game Boys or PSPs on campus. Man, high school is such a bummer. Until they ported Wolfenstein to TI-83 and TI-84 calculators, that is. Just don't try and break one of these out when you're in world history or whatever, probably not the best idea, kid.
P.S. Yes, guys, that's a freaking Photoshop representation of the game, ok? Actual results may vary.
[Via The Raw Feed]