Motorola to release pearl RAZR for Mom's day?

ZNDR: "Uh oh, Ron. Sales are waning, stocks are down. Better release a new RAZR color on the double."
GRQS: "What were you thinking, Ed?"
ZNDR: "What's the next holiday?"
GRQS: "Hmm, appears to be Mother's Day."
ZNDR: "Ok, I've got it. We'll launch a pearl RAZR at Radio Shack. And the beauty of it is, since it's gauche to carry a white cellphone after Labor Day, moms the nation over also have to get a pink, magenta, light pink, dark blue, maroon or violetRAZR for later on this year."
GRQS: "You the man, Ed."
ZNDR: "Thanks Ron. This on Engadget yet?"
GRQS: "Appears so, Ed."

P.S. -The line about the supposed pearl RAZR is on page two of the read link.

[Thanks, Nate]