Totem Balls: Most phallic title under the sun
Somebody finally fixed the lighting at Microsoft's Totem Balls kiosk, allowing XBLA fans to get their first taste of gesture-based gameplay with the 360 Camera. Unfortunately, the experience isn't as intuitive as it should be and after about two minutes of flapping my arms under a heat lamp, it dawned on me that Totem Balls is a weirdly phallic name for a game aimed at little kids, or anyone else for that matter (The mere fact it took me two days to notice that transparent fact should indicate that I'm not as low-brow as everybody thinks).
