Xell's Bible Master B10: oh sweet baby jeebus
Korean company Xell is here to prove that you can serve both God and Mammon. No, it's not a DAP or even a PMP, this one's G-Dubya'd a DBP, or Digital Bible Player. The B10 Bible Master is just the latest gluttonous beast in Xell's lineup of DBPs for Korea. We don't have a lot of details, but clearly it comes loaded with bible verse in both plain and hopefully SMS formats, an FM tuner to get the latest on the developing apocalypse, and an MP3 player presumably with a 2x reverse-play function for tracking down the debil's hidden messages. Best of all, it comes pre-loaded with enough crucifix icons to let everyone know just how pious you are. Uh, humility? We don't have a price, but if Xell is indeed the creator of the one true "Bible Master," can you really risk not to tithe?
[Via Akihabara News]
