The gold spam drinking game

Elizabeth Wachowski
E. Wachowski|05.08.07

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The gold spam drinking game

The gold spammers are out of control. Since SpamSentry messes up my FuBar addons, I'm subjected to ten tells an hour from "Zuoipwher" and "Mwersdc" telling me that it's a pleasure to meet me and asking me to consider purchasing some of their lovely gold. Some of my guildies whose anti-spam addons are also lacking have been going through the same thing. And our guild has a long, glorious tradition of turning bad things (mildly insane raid leaders, server crashes, etc.) into good things with the use of our old friend alcohol. So now we present: The Gold Spam Drinking Game!

  • After you get a spam tell, yell out the name of the spammer in Vent or guild chat. Everyone else who got the same spam at the same time takes a sip.
  • Take a sip if the spammer has no vowels in his or her name.
  • Take a drink if the spammer has ONLY vowels.
  • Take a sip if the spammer is a rare class/race combination, like dwarf rogue or troll mage.
  • Take a sip if you create a macro of your own and spam them back until they log off.
  • Take a drink if you send them obscene messages back.
  • Take two drinks if you manage to get all the swear words in the English language into one sentence.
  • Take a drink if you start talking about your personal life.
  • Take two drinks if you get them to respond to you.
  • Finish the bottle if they report you to Blizzard.

Do you have any suggestions for the drinking game, or for games to play with spammers?

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