Win a copy of BioShock? No thanks, mister. I'll buy it, like a civilized person." But just because you cling to your capitalist ideals doesn't mean you can't partake in any BioShock-related contests. For instance, you could be entering to win a Big Daddy 360 faceplate and a BioShock T-shirt as we speak.
As a good capitalist, you should appreciate the value of synergy, and when you buy your copy of BioShock in your hard-won T-shirt that's exactly what you'll have ... not to mention the adoration of all the GameStop employees. But act quickly! The contest ends on Tuesday.