Like a frustrated mother, tired of the insistent yells of are we there yet, 2K Games has responded to the persistant rumors that a PS3 version of the critically acclaimed Bioshock are in the works. "There will be no PS3 version of BioShock. It has been explained time and time again."
The frustrated representative also quipped to the forum poster: "Please don't tell me you made an account just for this question."
Maybe PS3 fans just have to ask 2K Games nicely: Would you kindly make Bioshock for the PS3? I'm sure they'd understand.