When your 3LCD projector boasts such middling specs as 3,000 lumens spread across 1,024 x 768 pixels, a 600:1 contrast ratio, and 4.4-pounds heft, you need a trick or two to capture the market's attention. How about voice guided menus and preventative maintenance advice? Uh, no. We could be wrong but we expect that to add about as much value to this PowerPoint apparatus as Clippy did to MS Office. Yours now for $1,739, and just a small slice of your sanity.