toaster that etches little Redmond flags into delicately baked slices of Wonder. Of course, if Microsoft really did make a toaster it would likely require an upgrade to your bread. And if Apple made a toaster, the bread would be non-removable. Oh!
And if... go ahead, add your own in the comments below.
[Thanks abrahamvir, images courtesy of mazw220]
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