Members of the Kratos Fan Club, you may now officially stop holding your breath: Brett Ratner is not directing the God of War movie. Please pass the word on to members without internet access. We wouldn't want anyone turning purple, now would we?
According to Production Weekly (via Worst Previews), Ratner, who confirmed he was pursuing a green light on the picture in September 2008, has put God of War aside to instead make Trump Heist. The film is set to star Chris Tucker and Eddie Murphy, and tells the story of employees robbing the residents of the Trump Towers.
Trump Heist sounds a bit more appropriate for the man behind X-Men: The Last Stand. That movie was hilarious.