Yeah, that's Yatta. And yeah, we know that you haven't seen that video since your cousin downloaded it through the 56k back in ought-two. See, those links in the breaking news column slipped through some sort of time vortex, either from the future or some alternate history, and right on to Joystiq's front page. By clicking them, you've torn space time asunder and found yourself in The Internet Graveyard, where every meme, every e-gag, every random site you've ever loved has come to die. How many are there? Why, over nine-thoouusssannnd, of course.