Dell, you wouldn't toy with our emotions again, would you? The latest official update from the boys and girls in Round Rock says that if you managed to get an order for a Venue Pro in by the 14th of this month, you're golden for receiving it before Christmas -- which is a considerably friendlier estimate than before, when some folks were being told January 6th. If you've ordered since the 14th, the company advises that you "use the Estimated Delivery Date to understand when you will receive it." Meanwhile, if your Venue Pro has already managed to leave the warehouse, we recommend you use this opportunity to gloat in this post's comments and as many forums as you possibly can.
[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]