If you're single, go ahead buy the pretzels, Hugs and M&M's, but don't bother with any of the other steps. After all, who are you trying to impress? Shove modest handfuls of all three ingredients into your face until the pain in your heart is masked by a sugary layer of processed regret. Alternatively, you can check out our favorite webcomics from this week and vote for your favorites after the break.
Another Rescue (Brawl in the Family)
Le Chat Avec Le Chapeau (Penny Arcade)
Voice (Nerf Now!!)
School of Hard Rocks (Life in Aggro)
Was Something Else Happening Today? (GameOver Nation)
I don't expect you to wait for me -- (Magical Game Time)
Codes for Calories (The Gamer Cat)