the Perfect Strangers theme song. Do that right now because it's the best thing.
Now, for those of you too young to remember what Perfect Strangers is, let us sum it up for you: Balki, cousin to Larry, moves to Chicago from his native land of Mypos, a real place that exists so don't bother looking it up on a map. Hijinks ensue, laughs are had and the two achieve personal growth as they search for love in the big city and try their best not to be ridiculous all the time. Maybe it doesn't help that this game is absolutely ridiculous.